Introduction
Ahh... Finally, my long weekend in Canterlot is here! I don't know HOW I manage to get roped into so many adventures, when I could just stay at this cozy MareB&B...
I mean, really... Evil king kitty-cats, Capper's old gang, a new Tree of Harmony, and even new Elements of--
O-Oh my goodness -- I almost forgot! Capper's friend wrote up a whole report on our trip to Panthera... And I was going to meet up with Twilight to tell her all about it!
After Quest 1
And so, I single-hoofedly restored ALL of Discord's power to him, and--
OH, Fluttershy! Thank Celestia you're here! I was just getting an, um... extremely accurate debriefing about your very exciting time with Capper...
Th-That's great! Now I can go back to my vacation rental and put on some tea...
ANYWAY, I didn't really pay attention to what happened next, but clearly Capper's old gang wanted me to teach them how to become magicians--
... On second thought, um... Sorry, Trixie, can I just borrow Twilight for a second?
After Quest 2
Thanks for the rescue, Fluttershy. I had a feeling Trixie wasn't exactly giving me the proper rundown. But... why THIS place?
Oh, well... I mean... do YOU think of Trixie as somepony who likes sports?
Huh... You've got a point. Now, if you don't mind, what ACTUALLY happened in Panthera? You can tell me while I look for this season's buckball statistics guide!
Well, Capper's old friend Chummer was kind enough to write it down... and it all started with a nice kitty-cat coup against the king of Panthera...
End of 1st Round
Ooh! This is a good part. Let me try to do it in his voice... i-if you don't mind. AHEM--
To everyone's surprise, the secret that King Meowmeow had been guarding so closely was something the ponies called a Tree of Harmony.
Capper... I told him, "I'm sorry I betrayed your trust all those years ago. I know the king imprisoned you, but this isn't your fight. You and your friends can still leave."
But he stayed! Even though I double-crossed him in the past, he believed in our friendship so strongly that he sought us out and trusted us again.
With his help, the assistance of the visiting ponies, and... whatever "Discord" is... we rallied our forces and used our combined strength and smarts to take the king by surprise!
Ending
I thought everything would go back to normal after King Meowmeow's defeat... but it turned out that a whole new world opened up to us.
A world of magic! We watched in awe as our crewmate Shadow came into the magic that had apparently always been dormant in her... and saw it spread to others as well!
In fact, we all had a bit of magic in us. Our ragtag old crew were the Elements of Harmony, as the ponies explained. To think... friendship offered us so much in common...
Wow... This Chummer guy is a really good writer?!
Oh, I know! And I think he'll be a really good friend from now on, too...
You're absolutely right, Fluttershy -- and thanks for getting me this report! I can't wait to see what the Abyssinian Elements of Harmony do next...