Introduction
It's that time of year again, everypony...the time where Pinkie Pie FINALLY clears all the leftover sweet treats out of the back of her fridge!
Ooh! Bestie Festie cupcakes! Those were delicious! ...I think. Why do I not remember eating these?
Oh! Riiiiiiiight. Because we spent the Bestie Festie fighting evil Smooze streamers from another dimension instead of actually having the party! Silly me!
Well, even if we didn't get to have a super-awesome friendship festival back then... I can definitely have one in my mouth right now! (NOMF!) Mmmm... nostalgic!
End of 1st round
Welcome, everycreature, to "Bestie Festie Part Two: 2 Bestie 2 Festie!" The first and ONLY friendship festival where I, Pinkie Pie, teach two witches in a pony suit how to dance!
Uh... Thank you? Wait: how did you even set all this up in...like...the fifteen minutes since we last talked? And where did all these ponies from our dimension come from!?
Heehee! You're welcome; I'm ALWAYS ready for a party; and I'm SO good at inviting ponies to things that it transcends all known spacetime! In that order.
It's true! I was just relaxing in Flutter Valley when a party invitation materialized out of thin air! This DOES look like it's gonna be fun, though...
Start of 2nd round
DJ SCALES 'N' TAIL! DROP THAT BASS!!! How're you party creatures feeling out there!? ARE YOU PUMPED UP!?!?
YEAH! WE'RE DOING THAT RIGHT NOW!!!
Well, get ready to take everything you just learned and throw it in the PARTY GARBAGE, because we're about to DOUBLE! THE!! TEMPO!!!
Wait what does that even m--
Ending
WHOO! And...time for a cooldown, everycreature! Well? Did you all have fun?
(Huff... Puff...) YEAH! That was WICKED! But...like...not in the "evil witch" way, in the "NICE witch having a SUPER fun time" way, if that makes any-- YEAH THAT WAS SUPER FUN!!
Heehee! I knew you could do it! Anyone can party if they try - and that means you two, too! Now, for your next lesson, I'm thinking... "Cupcakes 101!" It's gonna be DELICIOUS.
I say... Are Grackle and Dyre STILL wearing that ragged old pony costume from before? I keep telling them: they look just lovely as they are! (Sigh...) I don't know how many times I have to keep telling them that a "makeover" is not some elaborate form of pony prank...