Introduction
Oh, CAAAAKES! Marvelous news: My campaign to promote our new one-stop wedding business has just borne the most wonderful fruit!
You see, while I was in Canterlot, I just HAPPENED to run into Touring Wind -- that's THE Touring Wind, editor of Modern Mare Magazine -- and she wants to write a FEATURE on--
... On... Excuse me, whooo exactly is this in my shop...?!
Oh hello, Rarity! This is Ginger Gold and Apple Crisp: our first clients! Applejack told them about our little joint venture; they're getting married on Saturday and want the three of us to plan it!
After Quest 2
(Ahem--) That is... I'm sure we can make it the most fabulous gala Ponyville has ever seen! I can see the cake now... a seven-tiered strawberry masterpiece with a chocolate waterfall--
Er... Rarity, Ginger Gold and Apple Crisp actually discussed this with us already, and they were hoping for a tower of apple-flavored cupcakes...
Also, I'm not sure a chocolate waterfall is physically possible?
Battle Introduction
Well! This "Ponyville" is more charming than I expected... Though I'm not at all sure this bakery is the right place. (What's all that racket...?)
--I'm sorry, we simply CANNOT help you right now! Ginger Gold is allergic to strawberries, and her gown isn't done, and the chocolate waterfall is NOT physically possible, and--
T-T-Touring Wind?! Oh, no... Can you come back later...? It's just, we're having some hiccups with our first client, and--
Nonsense! I would very much like to see EXACTLY what's going on in here...
Ending
ENOUGH! I have never seen such rank amateurs in all my life-- We are taking the first train out of here tomorrow morning!
That's it... We'll never get written up in Modern Mare... We'll never be famous throughout Equestria... And even worse: I absolutely ruined the wedding! I'm a TERRIBLE pony!
Oh, it's not all that bad, dearie... I just fixed up Ginger Gold's allergies with an old-fashioned home remedy! And we went ahead and made batter for apple cupcakes, too... just in case!
Yeah! If we could've pulled off the chocolate waterfall, it would've been pretty spectacular... but at least there's still time to fix everything!
There is...?! Even after all I... Honestly, I don't know how you two can be so calm!
We have twins! Compared to taking care of Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake, this is nothing!
That's right! Now: You still have a wedding gown to finish, so go and get a move on. We'll talk Touring Wind into giving our business a second chance!
This gown... These cupcakes... I LOVE it! Simple and charming with a touch of class... Perfect for Ponyville. Our Modern Mare readers will be enchanted!
Thank you, Ms. Wind... but if they are, it's only because of the Cakes here!
I really must apologize, you two. We're supposed to be in business together and I tried to dictate everything! Can you ever forgive me?
Oh Rarity, there's nothing to forgive! Your self-confidence is one of the reasons we love you.
But sometimes you need to trust our judgment too! Now, how would you like to put the finishing touch on the apple cupcake tower?
I'd love to! And you never know, darlings... there IS still plenty of time for us to be famous throughout Equestria!