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Father Knows Beast

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Father Knows Beast
Event Information
Type
Story Events
Update added
Event Period
April 19, 2019 - April ??, 2019
Re-runs
None

Father Knows Beast is a Limited-Time Story that began on April 19, 2019 in Update 5.1. It is based off of the episode of the same name.

Gallery

Quests

Quest 1: Haute Hospitality

Yes, DO be careful, Darling! Here: The first thing you need is a sling for that injured arm — fully customized and sewn with the finest silks, of course.
Haute Hospitality


Send Rarity to sew Sludge a sling at the Carousel Boutique.
Time:2 minutes
Skip:Gem
Rewards
XP, 120 bit and 100 tokens
Leave it to Rarity to make somecreature new feel welcome! Sludge is looking better already! (Emphasis on "Looking"...)


Quest 2: Food Therapy

Sludge seems to Looooove my extra-special gem cupcakes… HMMM. That gives me an idea! Heeere, Sludgey! Come chase the cupcake!
Food Therapy


Send Pinkie Pie to taste-test her gem-cupcake recipe.
Time:3 minutes
Skip:Gem
Rewards
Gem,7 XP, 240 bit and 110 tokens
I think I found my new workout routine...!


Quest 3: An Apple a Day...

There ya go! Keep runnin' on that juice treadmill and we'll have enough juice to— Uh, wait, don't DRINK it all! Well, I guess it IS pretty healthy...
An Apple a Day...


Bring: Restorative Juicex12
Time:3 hours
Rewards
Nothing like juice from Sweet Apple Acres to get you back on your claws! I mean, probably? I'm not a doctor!


Quest 4: Healing vs. Hibernating

"In no time," huh? *yaaawn* Yeah, well, we'll see about that. I mean, i DID get pretty banged up! I think I'll need a niiiiice long nap before I'm in good shape!
Healing vs. Hibernating


Wait for Sludge to recover.
Time:4 hours
Skip: 233
Rewards
68 XP, 240 bit and 120 tokens
Aww... He looks so peaceful. When he's sleeping. Like a great, big... uh... is there a Word for "angel who eats a lot"?


Quest 5: Let the Games Begin

"Well.. if my son thinks doing everything on this incredibly long list is gonna fill the hole in his heart, then.. Let's start with Buckball! Anypony is welcome!
Healing vs. Hibernating


Level up Blush-Pink Townspony to 3 Stars.
Skip: 20
Rewards
Gem,135 XP, 960 bit and 130 tokens
Th-That was so great! Even when Dad burnt the ball to a crisp! Haha! That's so like him...


Quest 6: The Gift of Re-Gifting

"No,no,NO, Sludge! This.. shapeless rock (is it some sort of paperweight? A pillow? Don't tell me.) simply won't suit Spike at all! Here, give him this scarf, I just whipped it up myself..
The Gift of Re-Gifting


Send Rarity to buy Sludge's gift from the House of Hats.
Time:2 hours
Skip: 8
Rewards
Gem,41 XP, 804 bit and 140 tokens
Oh, wow! A scarf like this is just what I wanted! My dad knows me SO well already...!


Quest 7: Cupcake Ingrate

"That's right, we're baking extra-special Togetherness Cupcakes! Here, Dad, see how you gotta hhold your claws reeeally still so you can delicately swirl the homemade icing?
Cupcake Ingrate


Bring: Togetherness Cupcakesx20
Time:3 hours
Rewards
Dragonsneeze Tree (decor)
Yay! Check mine out, Dad! Are you proud of-- Oh. He ate them all...


Quest 8: Convenient Catnap

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Convenient Catnap


Wait for Sludge to wake up from his nap.
Time:1 day
Skip: 395
Rewards
Gem,68 XP, 360 bit and 150 tokens
Oh. He's asleep again... Godd night, Dad. I mean, it's still the middle of the day, but...


Quest 9: Dragon-thropology

"Hey! Speaking of "real dragons," I've been thinking -- why don't you find ways you can increase Spike's, uh... dragonishness? I've got plenty of books on it, but YOU'RE the expert!
Dragon-thropology


Send Twilight Sparkle to research dragon culture.
Time:2 hours
Skip: 8
Rewards
41 XP, 804 bit and 160 tokens
Not sure how to feel about Twilight's extensive collection of dragón culture reference materials. Flattered, maybe?


Quest 10: Sludge's Sing-Along

"Chin up and put on your dancin' shoes, kid! "Look at this castle where ya live -- you can't be a dragón here! Look at these books up on the Wall.. That treasure pile's just not right, I fear!"
Sludge's Sing-Along


Score points in the Equestria Girls mini-gamex20,000
Skip: 30
Rewards
Gem,135 XP, 3600 bit and 170 tokens
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Community

Father Knows Beast Community Prizes
1–100th place 100th–500th place 500th–1000th place

Historical Forge

Yksler Helm Armor (décor)
20
Father Knows Beast Community Helpers
Pony Multiplier Cooldown Expected Score
1x 2 hours 200
1x 2 hours 200
2x 3 hours 400
2x 3 hours 400
4x 5 hours 800
4x 5 hours 800
7x 8 hours 1400

Story

Introduction

Oh my gosh... This dragon just crash-landed in front of me and Smolder while she was giving me flying lessons! I think he's hurt and needs help...!
I TOLD you baby dragons, I can take care of myself! I don't need help from a buncha castle-livin' ponies--! Ugh. Ow...
Ha! You're not the first stubborn dragon we've met... We can help get you back on your claws -- right, guys?
Yes, DO be careful, Darling! Here: The first thing you need is a sling for that injured arm -- fully customized and sewn with the finest silks, of course.

After 2nd quest

Well, Sludge, I know you had your reservations, but it's good to see you feeling better.
Th-Thanks, I guess... I never knew physical therapy could taste so good!
There's more where that came from! Come on down to the orchard, Sludge.
There ya go! Keep runnin' on that juice treadmill and we'll have enough juice to-- Uh, wait, don't DRINK it all! Well, I guess it IS pretty healthy...

After 3rd quest

Nice goin', Sludge! Would be cool if you, uh, actually flapped your wings when you fly, though. Those Wonderbolt recruits look a little tired of carrying you...
Uhhh, sure! Y-Yeah, I can try harder, no problem!
And afterwards, make sure you come take a nice, cozy nap in my cottage! I fluffed the pillows extra fluffy for you -- it'll make you feel better in no time.
"In no time," huh? *yaaawn* Yeah, well, we'll see about that. I mean, I DID get pretty banged up! I think I'll need a niiiiice long nap before I'm in good shape!

After 4th quest

*sigh* I GUESS I should be goin'. You're pretty lucky to have friends like these, little dragon.
Thanks! But these ponies are more than friends -- they're like family to me. I was orphaned as an egg, and Twilight raised me...
Orphaned? Uh... well, that's one heck of a coincidence! You see, I didn't just ACCIDENTALLY crash-land in Ponyville. I was, um, lookin' for YOU. Spike... I'm your father!
Wait, what...?! Look, I have a few questions--
D-Dad! I... I hope you don't mind, but I have a list of all the things I always wanted to do with you... Would you...? I mean, if you WANT to...
Well... if my son thinks doing everything on this incredibly long list is gonna fill the hole in his heart, then... let's start with Buckball! Anypony is welcome!

After 5th quest

H-Hold on! I just want to clear something up! Sludge -- you're saying you crashed here on purpose?!
There's no time for questions, Twilight! We gotta finish this list! What's next...?
Exchanging... Hearth's Warming presents? No idea what that is, but I'll figure it out for you, son!

After 6th quest

Hearth's Warming in the middle of summer was a big hit! Thanks for bringing the snow, Rainbow Dash!
Right, right, okay, what's next? We makin' a dent in this list at all?
Nope! But put on your apron, Sludge, 'cuz we're about to make a dent in your DIET!

After 7th quest

Phew! Whatta meal! Thanks, son, making all those cupcakes for your ol' dad was a GREAT idea! So, anything else you wanna do for me-- I mean, do together?
Well... I was thinking, maybe I could talk to you about something? The truth is, I don't feel very dragonish... And I was kinda hoping you could teach me about that stuff...
A-And I DO actually have some questions for you! Like, why WAS I orphaned as an egg? Do you think you could-- Uh, Dad...?

After 8th quest

Huhwhuh? Did you say somethin', uh, son? I just had to close my eyes for a bit after all those cupcakes. Say, could you point me to a comfier bed?
Oh, good! You're awake! Listen, Dad, I know we've done a lot of stuff I wanted to do... but is there anything YOU wanted to do with me?
Not really-- I-I mean, I'm happy to do whatever you want! Honestly, if I had a castle like this, I'd probably just lay around all day doin' nothing, like a real dragon!

After 9th quest

That's a pretty good idea, don't you think, Dad? I was hoping that having you around would make me feel more dragonish, but I feel kinda... less.
Well, you WERE raised by ponies, after all. Makes sense that you're more pony than dragon!
...

After 10th quest

Hey! I just finished organizing those!
Trust me, I got you covered here. You see all this soft pony stuff you're surrounded with? It's gotta be the first to go!

After 11th quest

"Each and every dragon has a swagger all his own. Watch, I'll show you what I mean! You can't move like THIS with so much stuff to weigh you down. A dragon always keeps it lean!"
Yep. Lose this, and this, and-- Ooh, this is nice!
S-So what do I do?

After 12th quest

Ha! You're right, I feel better already! I'm gonna go get you all the cushy pony stuff I've got, and really free myself up! Just you wait, Dad!
Great! Go get 'em... son! ('Cause THIS dragon just can't wait to take your place here... Heheheh...)
Spike, can I talk to you about Sludge? Are you sure he's REALLY trying to teach you about dragon culture? I mean he's... taking your stuff, making a mess... YOU never acted like that...
Ugh. That IS dragon culture, Twilight! I never acted like that because YOU raised me. You're just jealous now that I have a REAL parent, who shows me how I'm SUPPOSED to be!

After 13th quest

*yaaawn...* Whoa. Uh, hey, Spike. What are you doing out here so early in the morning?
Just... sleeping outside like we're meant to. Not like dragons are supposed to live in castles!
I... guess not. But, I mean, I live in a school. Nothing says we HAVE to live outside. Besides, you don't look like you really enjoy it...

After 14th quest

But now I can go back to giving Sludge all my stuff, so he can show me what a dragon would do with it! Maybe someday I'll be able to lay around doing nothing as well as he does...
Hold up. Sludge just lays around while you wait on him claw and tail? Uh... dragons are rude and rebellious, but they aren't lazy lumps who take advantage of their kids.
Huh. Now I'm really confused...
Me too. Why don't you tell me everything Sludge said about "being a dragon"?

After 15th quest

Spike? I just wanted to apologize for-- ... Spike? Huh. Where IS that little dragon? Could he have gone back to the castle?
Hey, Dad! Twilight doesn't like REAL dragons living in the castle, so I told her we're moving out.
*cough!* Wait, WHAT?

Ending

B-B-But I, uh, I'm not sure I FULLY demonstrated all the ways a dragon would live here in this luxurious castle!
It's okay, Dad. I already understand! "This bed is much too soft! Just take that silk robe off! We can't be dragons living heeeere!"
WAIT! STOP! I'm not your father! ... I just said that to get in on this sweet castle life! I did what any dragon would do!
You... You... pretended to be my dad...?
That's NOT what dragons do.
Spike! THERE you are! Listen, I'm so sorry, I didn't understand how hard it was for you, growing up not really knowing who you are... Wait, where's Sludge?
That big phony's long gone. He wasn't what a real dragon should be at all! ... I'll, uh, let you guys do some catching up.
Twilight, I'm so sorry. All this time you've been worried about me, trying to take care of me... *sigh* Sludge wasn't even my real dad.
Oh, Spike... I have to say, I'm not surprised. There's no WAY a dragon like that was related to you! But if you want to search for your real family, I'd understand.
I don't think so. I already know who my real family is. And besides, there's no way I'm living without pillows and comfy beds!